Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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