it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just want to make out with him forever
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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