your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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