Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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