Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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