Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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