Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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