I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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