how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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