True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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