so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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