week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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