But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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