At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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