were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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