bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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