she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
