that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
