Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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