He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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