break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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