but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He better not be in your backpack
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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