What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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