I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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