my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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