I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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