Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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