is your mom at the bar?
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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