Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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