She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
i think my cat just said my name.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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