There was a lot of him and a little penis
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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