This girl is more easily done than said...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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