Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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