so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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