Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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