dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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