Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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