East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
this hospital has no fireball
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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