I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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