then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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