Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They are going to name an STD after you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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