Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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