I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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