Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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