Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
foreskin is a definite game changer
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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