White coat. Heels.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Holy sore nipples Batman
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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