She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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