I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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