idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
