You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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