yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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