I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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