: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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