I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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