also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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