honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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