brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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