I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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