At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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