He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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