But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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